Seriously, what the fork happened? I mean, who wouldn't want to pimp an Atari phone in their home?
[via The Atari Museum]•
Vincent Chase would make a whorrible Aquaman
•
Set snappages from Sofia Coppola's
Marie Antoinette. Early guess review: don't bother and juss Netflix
Barry Lyndon already!! Related:
Kubrick's final film• Meet the next group of people you'll loaf to loathe on next season's
24:
him,
her, and
her. [via
Dark Ho]
•
Fiery Furnaces announce a bunch o early football season tour dates. They hit up NYC's Town Hall on the 14th, in the fitting month of ROCKtober.
• Does
this have a chance of being better than
this
? I dunno, cause the 1st one has no relation to Dakota Fanning.
• How come Electric Six released
Senor Smoke in the UK this past February, yet it has yet to hit our shores? Either way, feels free to 'preview' it
here• Although Thighs has turned his back on MTV's
The Real World, doesn't mean he's turned his eyes away from any
NSFWness from Austin’s Melinda• Vote for yer flavorite cover of my mos flavorite magazine,
Time Out New York . I'll tell ya write now that mine isn't
this one of a cow or
this one, which is currently in the lead, but I'm teetering tween the
first issue I ever got,
'Tasha,
Meg in a cast,
The A to the muther stickin G,
Pee-Wee,
the flick that's in a 4 way tie for all thymes breastest in my book, and the one that will probably end up getting my vote,
Superjew!
•
Jessica Biel makes out with a Pringle, and yet she's still not attractive. [via
Predicure]
•
Ism gets Spanish Lohag hate mail•
MIDIes galore in the key of Video Games. They won't let me hot link to them, but here's a bunch I blazzle dazzled all over:
Blades of Steel's Victory,
Bionic Commando's Level 1,
Double Dragon's Mission 1,
Excitebikes's Title,
Final Fantasy's Matoya's Cave,
Goonies II's Cyndi LauperGood Enough stizz,
Ice Hockey's Game,
Zelda's Overworld,
Pro Wrestling's Profile, RC Pro-Am's Title,
Rygar's Level 1,
Mario's Starman Dance AND Doo-Dads Doo-Dads Doo-Dads jounks,
Tetris A, and duhvs course,
Tyson's Punch-Out's BLANK Stole My Bike. [via Pakulashaker]
• Impress none of your friends with this
Washington Natty's lamp•
Pictures from within the NYC subway system [via
Data Doubleya]
•
Austria Museum Lets Naked People in Free•
Young Boys Wankdorf Erection Relief [SFW via
Fark]
•
PACERS, GREMLINS, AND MATADORS!
•
Dr Zaius is a playa [b wear of sound]
• And with some newly minted free time, oddly enuff not used for blogging, I've been revisiting some moooovies. I gave
The Village a 2nd chance, and I muss admit,
my opinion has warrick dunn a complete 180. This is Shyamalandingdong at his best and probably one of the most beautiful movies of 2004. Too bad I can't go back and change my
year end Best Of list. I also gave some reloveage to Tim Burton's
Batman. While many people have hailed the new C Bale one as the Holy Toledo Batman Grail, I still stand by version 1.0. I mean can you name a better summer blockbuster since 1989? I can't. And don't give me any of this
Star Wars or
Spiderman jazz!! Burton did everything right, especially make Gotham City into a character all its own. Plus it doesn't hurt that Billy Dee Williams was in it too. And our final trip down memory lame was devoted to the movie that everyone hates, cept for me and my monkey and his fumndacheese:
A.I.. Sure it runs a lil on the long side, but where else are you going to get Senor Spielbergo channeling Stanley Kubrick? If it was the other way around,
Full Metal Jacket would have ended with Private Pyle and Gunnery Sergeant Hartman hugging. And don't sleep on my man Haley Joel Omelette!! The kid was purrrrrrrfectly cast as a robot, since he's actually related to
R.O.B., of
Gyromite fame. And although he may have lost his boyhood charm, doesn't mean the kid is down and out. Dude juss
signed-on for 'an independent coming-of-age drama'. Sounds like a snoozefest and 73/1011ths, but after all he gave us, don't we owe him?
