Don't worry bout
a thing lil Sasha Cohen, my sweet tits breasts anus naked butt thighs nude vagina hot camel toe poon tang clan heroes in a half shell pics (sorry, that's purely for Googling purposes), Michelle Kwan still blows
Is it
2010 yet?
BREAKING WIND NEWS!!!Waffle House to Start Taking Credit Cards [via Brawny Man]
What's next,
horse on Venus?
Bestest actor who isn't named Joseph Gordon-Levitt, yet has the bestest name:
Burn Gorman. Where to catch em if you can: as
that guy in
Layer Cake and as Kenge and Carboys' clouseauish clerk Guppy (another bestest name) from BBC's
Bleak House, which sadly will turn my house bleak wheneth it ends
this Sunday on PBS. Seriously yo, I know it looks boring and stuff, like most things before 1950, but you should totally Netflix em when they are ready for Netflix. I mean, it don't got much better than unsung underground secret future super hotness cuttie cute ness pie
Carey Mulligan,
dudes with
crazy facial hair, smallpox,
Wedge as John Jarndyce (I may juss have to change my name to Banning Cocq John Jarndyce the IVIIXXICLM of Westphalia),
Janine Evans (nee Butcher), a 2006 inductee of the SAG-HOF (
Screen Asshole Guild - Hall of Fame), a dude named
Smallweed, a dude named
Clamb, and GUPPY!!! Charles Dickens may have
hated Jews, but he certainly had a way with names! GUPPY!!
I bet
this guy and
Phil Spector are BFFs
Hairparently, they love stealing my snaps of Natty Lite tall boys (from
ThighsBart's B-Day) over there in
PersiaAll
he wants is $2
And anyone else out thar ever wonder what woulda happened had
Al Gore become president like he rightfully should of New Coke triumphed in the Cola Wars? Yeah, what if? And what if
Theo Ratliff ate out
Heathcliff (or that purty kitty Riff Raff used to bang)? Maybe NC pitchman
Max Headroom woulda gotten head from
Hedda Hopper's love child with
Glenne Headly and
Hedy Lamarr!!
1985 > 2006
[via eBayte]GO
QUINQUAGESIMA!!! Which I hear is like the new hybrid of
Quin Snyder,
Quaker Oats, and
Vai Sikahema!!
