The Winter LIMPics are dunn like Nora. Zzzzzzzzzzzz. Next time, they should eliminate time zones so everyone can watch the not so grassy knolls at the same time and not on tape delame. Go Latvia!!!
Boo-nus: Photochop Monday?
Dennis Hopper
Val Kilmer
Christopher Lambert
Winona Ryder
Alpha NumericColor me BAD
not bad meaning bad
but bad meaning good
'
I think American TV is the best in the world. I knew 'The Office' wouldn't be ruined by these people, but I know American shows would be ruined by English people. We're not as good as you. ... American TV for me, as Randy Jackson would say, is da bomb. ' -
Ricky GCould the future
Liam Gallagher/Charlotte Church collab be holier than
thou?
Rudy meets Corky =
real hoop dreams [via
Double Veeski & Burger King & Queen]
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes = Harry 'Beyonce' Knowles?The return of Ice-T? I'm still praying for the day he teams up with Lemonade to form
Arnold PalmerJesse Metcalfe (Lawn Boy)
banging Nadine Coyle (
Thighs Mistake Girl)?
Willa Holland >
Bloggers In AmsterdamAnd how come they didn't invite
the Hay Master to
Edam (which is the new Eden)?
Max, the Devil, and proprietor of Max's Video shop from
The Lost Boys loves dat a$$Sly no longer on the sly?
Zach Moore and Mandy Braff's (sorry, but I refuse to call em something very bloggish like Broore or Mraff)
Tiffany wedding registry [via
The Soup]
Muss See Tee Vee:
The IvankaticeMuss Take Her Clothes Off:
Yeah? I'd rather hang myself with sasquatch's taint hair tainted with microwaved tunafish while licking my own taint out to 'Tainted Love' [
d-lode] than listen to that diarrhea of the mouth
skanktastic hobag sing live. Take this Flaming Lips 'Yeah Yeah Yeah Song' [
d-lode via
Under8] and get that fishnet stocking taste outta yer ear pronto tonto!!
And by the lame, Karen O's full name is
Karen Orzolek, and she's not only an earsore and an eyesore, but
multimediasore! Did I mention she's a hobag and I'd rather
suck this [NSFW] than let her touch mine ['this' via
Skylar]
How un-ghetto is
Trick My Truck? I'd say about 1/16th less than
Pimp My Slip 'N Slide, eh?
What could possib-bly make Nicage emote the Karen O face?
These NSFW boobs, as seen in the mediocre, yet food tossingly enjoyable
The Weather ManTits amazin what two a-bombs can do to a country [NSFW muss ness that has nothing to do with real bombs but bombs as in boobs and a kitten and aight already, juss click the damn link via Dr Falada]
The Ketchup Effect teaser [via
Shabby]
The 50 Best Robots EverYTMND:
Ownd [via Tom Wellington The Greatest Livng Actor's Fan Club President]
Newbower's bestest fan everFREE PANCAKES! In honor of Marwanicur's B-day! [via
BVS is the new CVS]
Add
'sasha cohen cock' &
'sasha cohen underarms' to the list of things we don't have on this site.......... yet! Aldough it's a purty safe bet you'll never mt everestist find
'slutskaya nipples' anywhere near these thighswideshut
Lou flings PooPosting will probably be a lil miller lite in the loafers this week as we richard gear up for
March 8th. Grin and bear with us kids!
Anywhozitz, tis never too late to enter our Oscar Pool. $10 to make ya holla. Winner eats balls.
Enter here. Group Name:
House of Wax Dat Ass Password:
neckbeard. You suck if you don't join the frayed carpet. And if you do, I'll see if I can get you in to the palace to touch our gal's brows, and if you pay $5, you can touch mine too!
