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Thursday, May 4
Comeback Season
More Like GO AWAY Season
Trailer
US Release Date - can u say straight to video the rubbish bin?
Comeback Season plays a lot like the Father of the Bride series, cept they replaced Steve Martin with Ray Liotta and Diane Keaton with Martin's Dirty Rotten co-star Glenne Headly. And once you've done that, yer jokes simply won't fly, even if yer script was written by 1/5 of the Kids In The Hall, not that anything in his oeuvre as a director/writer has been anything to make note of. No disrespect to Mr Liotta, who owns the world's breast/wurst cackle, and to Ms Headly, who is one of the mos underrated actresses around, and bythegay, is forkin smokin fly at age 51, but Comeback Season is excessively long, excessively lame, and is way too simple to even be considered a movie. But I guess I should say something nice. OK, Shaun Sipos has the illest name since Nick Kypreos, and could probably take any role that Nick Stahl or Kip Pardue turn down. Also, keep an eye and a thigh on Brooke Nevin. Her cheeks are so chipmunk that I want to fill them up with my sack of nuts! If you thought that that was funny, you've already laffed about as many times as I did during this screening boo-fest. If you didn't lick my sack of nuts!
Recommended for those who like: Sears, Roebuck and Co., stoopid road trip games, and Tori and my's HS rival, the Churchill Bulldogs
Possible Porno Name: Cum On My Back Season, which is not to be confused wit On Your Knees Season, although together they would make a great double (fisting) feature!
Unsatisfied with this? Take yer aggression out by Netflixing PS2ing GTA: Vice City, starring Mr Liotta, and a scummy cast of thousands five
Apt MPupil3: you've made my 'Shitlist' by L7 [d]
IMDb Sweeney: The mos random resume has gotta belong to Cinematographer Jamie Anderson. Bless the soul of anyone who got to work on Tron, Back To The Beach, AND The Girl Next Door, and of course, a zozen mothers ghetto klassics
TFF Thighspotting: with nary a sole in the audience, it was slim pickens, but I did spot a woman who looks like Dwight Schrute's special lady friend, and the bastard who was responsible for this
John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): Slit Your Eyes Out Repoopulous
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