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Hot Fuzz
Much Buzz Trailers Pegg & Wright made quite the international splash with their rom-zom-com Shaun of the Dead, and the splash, as well as the laffs are much munch bigger with their hilarious Hollywood action movie send-up, Hot Fuzz. Armed with a lotta guns, a lotta fun, and quite an impressive cast (Jim Broadbent, Timothy Dalton, Paddy Considine, Cato & Pompey Magnus and many many many others!), Pegg & Wright hand in what will arguably be the funniest film of the year. While some dramas run long at 2 hours, most comedies run too too long at 1 hour. Clockin in at 2 hours, Fuzz never loses its buzz at all, spanks in part to the yucks provided by Pegg's cuddly BFF Nick Frost and the sirprizingly engaging Wicker Manish storyline that keeps this shiz hotter than a Pat O'Brien voicemail message CameOH Snap!: look out for LOTRingers Cate Blanchett (Pegg's ex) and Peter Jackson (Santa) What's All The 'Fuzz' About: Ask Yahoo! hexplains how police got the nickname 'fuzz' John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): Breast In Show La Doublure (The Valet) Stuck Somewhere Between Neutral and Reverse Trailer Verber's latest, The Valet, sounds great on paper, but as we all know by now, films aren't made on paper. Hell, most of them aren't even made on film anymore! The Valet centers around an outta luck shlub (I'll give you one penny if you can guess his occupation) who, through circumstances and circumcisions not worth getting into, gets mixed up in one rich man's affair affairs. In order for said rich man to carry on said affair and not have his sugar mommy of a wife find out, the shlub is hired to act as the boyfriend of the affairette. The affairette is a knock-out model, and since he's a shlub, hijinks should boviously ensue. By the time that ball gets rolling, the film basically ends, leaving us with less chuckles than a bag of Chuckles. Spankfully The Valet is set to be remade by the Bros Farrelly. While they themselves have been hit or miss as of late, it's still a purty solid bet that their version will utilize the comedic potential far butter than it's Frenchie older brother Unsatisfied with this? forget about the laffs and get serious by Netflixing the single greatestest french movie of the past 15 years, Mathieu Kassovitz's beyond brills La Haine [trailer] Van HOT Damn!: whilst wees was darn wet between our thighs watchin Virginie Ledoyen on the big screen again, our eyes got even more wettter peering at Alice Taglioni, although unfortch not in NSFW mode this go around John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges until next thyme the balcony is clothed... |
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