meet
Shantel VanSanten, former
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Search contestant, and future screen lesbian lover of Mischa Muskha Mushroom Eatin Barfon. The two will lock lips and hopefully munch on a different set of lips in what will shirley be the
breastest mt EVEREST flick about two girls who fall in love at a faux lesbian Russian pop duo concert, all to be directed by the dude who gave us The Killing Fields. If that doesn't scream
Oscar, then I don't know what wheelz
Cuthbest to do the thumpossible by beautifying New Jersey, when she makes an appearance at
Fangoria’s Weekend of Horrors, June 29-July 1 [Jews of the East wit Seoul]
Showtime does the toepossible by
making Henry the VIII and Jonathan Rhys Meyers even gayer than before for their second season of da
TudorsBill Clinton totally hearts SmashmouthBond film 22 to feature Billy Bob Thornton in a Peter Pan costume getting raw on the floor with Harold CrickBrooklyn to become
a zoo of yumcredible free concerts this summer, includin but not limited to Billy Ocean, Air Supply, MC Hammer AND Boyz II Men (what, no love for
Sudden Impact?)
you didn't ask for it, but yer still gonna get it: a brand new (or is it old?)
Carey Mulligan snap
[Behind the Sofa]Fred Armisen totally has Cronenberg Crash fantasies about Pam BeeslyLEGO finally gives love to Indiana Jones, although
people made do without such a tang for yearsTony Kornheiser's Porn-stache and a pre-Jurassic/Thighrassic Larry King recap the '85 Redskins seasonDevelopment hell On Earth: 20 Movies Not Coming Soon to a Theater Near Youfree screenings abound for
Introducing the Dwights , which sadly has nothing to do with a certain member of the
Schrute clan
when
trash and shadows make art
whatta Pisa a$$5 Random '80s Toysdiving never looked so good badFluffyCD's photos [
b3ta]
and reason #69Turk182 to get a Wii:
FIFA '08,
which will include foosball!! Some say bestest game within a game since Gradius popped up during the 2nd intermission of the NES 8-bit classic
Blades of Steel [
play actual game]
