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Monday, May 4
remember that über fine like box wine chick who helped Eddie Murphy make The Golden Child even more golden than eating Golden Grahams On Golden Pond? she was also the star of several other movies that we're more awful than poop flavored falafels, but at least a lot were NSFW, the mos flamous being the that NSFW vampire flick where she feelz up Alyssa Milano's bags o' fun
well guess what, she has a name, Charlotte Lewis (no, not that fugly nose bleeding carrot crotch from Lost), and reports across the interwebs claim that she has banged Roman Polasnki, Mickey Rourke, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Eric Clapton and Charlie Sheen. besides our wet dreams, she hasn't had a credited role since 2003, in something called Hey DJ, which has a poster that's so poop flavored falafeltastic that it would instantly send anyone into permanent retirement. where hath you gones Charlotte sometimes? are you hanging out at some 80s hotties recluse bungalow in Argentina, with Ami Dolenz, Deborah Foreman, Lucy Deakins and Floyd's dirty woman? if so, could you let us know where it is so we can teleport there AwarrenSAPP and be your slave and you can be our thigh... MASTER (and commander)!!
hear lies her 1993 nova spread from Playboy
 
 
 
 
 
 
[H-Rag Forum]
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