20. Apr, 2009 
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Tron Guy talks about how he hasn’t been offered a cameo role in Tron 2… yet, and many other things, like how he totally JOs to supercyberbabe Cindy Morgan every night, in not so many words
08. Mar, 2009 0 Comments
Thighs Wide Shut turns 5 today, but can we make it 10? that all depends on if we still love doing this in 5 years time (or if Thigh Master children get in the way), and whether you dear Thighlanders still want to read our movie reviews and HJ yerself to sleep to all the lovely boobies we plaster up in here. we thank you from the bottom of our farts for your continued ship of reader, so w/o further Freddy Adu, lettuce set sail on some memories and mammaries of the past year in Thighdumb…
(juss remember, some of the images below are clickable!)
it has nothing to do with anything
Giant VHS Tape as 2001 Space Odyssey’s Monolith
aisselles dans les films, blog qui répertorie les films dans lesquels les actrices ont les aisselles poilues, which translates to armpits in films, blog which indexes films in which the actresses have the hairy armpits [NSFW]
41 Hilarious Science Fair Experiments
Brenda Warner’s Flat Fap Top To The XLIIIDegree
Best Roller Coaster Souvenir Photos Ever
Harry Potter Poster Mash-Up Gallery/Star Wars Poster Mash-Up Gallery
Lions And Tigers And A$$ Tears, Oh My!
ye olde ghetto covers of Arthur C Clarke’s books
The 30 Worst Autobiography Pun Titles
sweet cleavages, beer and women making out
Playing The Field‘s playful pictorial euphemisms of Chris Cooley’s junk
Celebrity X-Ray Photo/Breast Enhancements [NSFauxW]
CakeFarts.com [NSFW]
snaps of jungle vaginas, golden penises, Andy Warhol and much mo from the 54 glory days
Judge Reinhold JO material [NSFW]
a 1980’s raptastic Wendy’s training video
Even Beetis Than The Real Thing
photos of an angry Steve Gutenberg
Richard Beymer/Ben Horne’s on-set Twin Peaks photos
Стереофотографии из прошлого
Han solo loves to grab Princess Leia’s boobs
the (ALMOST NSFW) GIF doesnt lie
The Texas School Book Suppository
Casey At Bat, The Classic Poem Unabridged As Told In Words & Baseball Cards
Most Star Wars Actors in a Non-Star Wars Film (including the Jones pics)
the greatestestist love song of balls thyme: ‘Smell Yo Dick’
5 Cats that Look Like Wilford Brimley
Playboy centerfolds galore from the 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s [NSFW]
Californication Creamin’ On Such A Winter’s Day
‘That One Night’ by The Hunted
interactive Al Jaffee’s fold-ins for Mad magazine
that theme song from the Raising Arizona soundtrack
actually has a name: ‘Way Out There‘ [d]
Perfect Strangers/Head Of The Class promo rap
SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse.com
behind the scenes of that amazingly ghetro ye olde HBO Jeffersonian starship thingamabob
previously…
In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up
23. Feb, 2009 0 Comments
the 2009 Oscars Hugh Jackman Tony Awards were what we thought they were, extremely gay, and we’re not juss talking about Milk (last time we say this: be sure to watch this Oscar winning doc instead of that Gus Van Sant movie). there were no real sirprizes, outside of Bashir having their dance card torn up, and as always, everyone besides Sarah Jessica Horse/Mitchface looked wonderful, hispecially Kate Winslet’s dad, whom you may know better as Darkman!
we won’t waste any more of yer time rehashbrowning what took place at the Kodiak Theater, so instead lettuce praise jeebus that the following things will go away for a longs while:
– watching clips of Mickey Rourke saying ‘I’m an old broken down piece of meat‘
– Anil Kapoor anywhere near a podium (too bad the same can’t be said of Kate Winslet, although her Oscar speech was less awful than the previous 10 she gave over the past 2 months)
– Oscar montages unnecessarily including Judd Apatow films and actors (way to be serious on stage Seth Rogen!)
– seeing this pic of Melissa Leo with her arms crossed in every magazine
– Brangelina comas caused by the thought of The Snoozealing and The Not So Curious Case of Benjamin Borings
sea ewe next year!
pee es – we totally were going to do a actress fap-a-thon this year like we did two years ago, but these kids beat us to the NSFW punch (and then sum)
17. Feb, 2009 0 Comments
Parker Lewis Can’t Lose is finally coming to DVD this June! If Michael Scott had anything to do with this conflict resolution, it would be seen as a Lose-win-win
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Corin Nemec was once a rapper, and is now a Scientologist
Kubiac’s the voice of Darth Vader on Robot Chicken
Maia Brewton‘s everyone mos flavorite lil sister (including Adventures In Babysitting) and is also Wonder Years fappable
30. Jan, 2009 0 Comments
the Cardinals cheerleaders are purty bunk, and the Steelers haven’t had a cheer squad since the early 70s, so w/o further Freddy Adu, here be some lesser known faptastic relatives of current Zona & Pitts’ players
Kurt Warner’s sister of facts Blair
JJ Arrington’s third J Jill
Leonard Pope’s cardinal sin Carly
Larry Fitzgerald’s curiously cased grammy Zelda 
Antrel Rolle’s good thyme mother Esther
Heath Miller’s swimsuit-in-law Marissa
Hines Ward’s ward/guardian Sela
Mewelde Moore’s lesser-half Mandy
Santonio Holmes’ holmes slice Katie
Willie Parker’s great great great edible grandmother Edna
go Cards (+7)!
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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers. You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies. In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process. It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]
caught up on a lot of movies. no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi. You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson. Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]
Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs. It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!! YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!! Why don’t you go […]
The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes! DeNiro is best when he is quiet! Pacino is even bester when he’s loud! And dancing with women!!  Tommy The Tit IS the tits!! Lums!!! that’s what […]
Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!! BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!! THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]
Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox
Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012
104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world. we needed 208. miss you tons Olivia de Havilland. miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us. we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]
Being a father has given me so much. Although for the first few years of this incredible duty and journey, it robbed me of my once great passion of seeing movies. Alas, I pushed movie-going on my daughter about as early as I could, and now she’s beyond game to go, although we’re not quite […]
thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!! (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me. do you? (note – each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed You’ve Reached the Office of […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matter… SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]
Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]
there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]
