For those who care, HRT the III is chasing the #1 ranking in tennis. Howevski, she may want to focus her attention and killer bod to Thighman's ladies rankings. With a lack of interesting gossip or endless FHM spreadedness, she's slowly moving down on my lists of things to do, next to helping the homeless and shaving my grundle hair. And her loss means that someone else is gaining. Sure, Charlotte Church makes me want to jazz all over her steeples, and Pinder makes me want to buy these large balloons and make me caress them as if they were here meloncollies, but there's one girl that I juss can't get outta my right said head. And it doesn't help that she keeps popping up on that shitstain of a show that I can't stop watching, Craptourage. Her name be Mandy Moore, and I want to so get funky and Chunky with her and stick my spoon into her Dinty Moore beef stew poon tang clan. I mean, CHECK OUT THEM CANS!!!
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