Giving me diarrhea and fun Fun Meals since 1977!•
3 MORE YEARS!!!
• Happy TAX DAY!! And to celebrate such a shitbag of a day, watch this whoreibble
Steve Hartman piece.
•
WTF?• I guess it was never meant to be for
me & and that bitch Mischa.
• Sporking of,
What's the origin of the "F" word? And learn fun euphemisms like 'bounce the brillo' & 'go like a rat up a rhododendron'! And willis were at it,
How did "XOXO" come to mean hugs and kisses?• Kate BOOOSworth has teamed up with SleepSmart to make
a futuristic alarm clock.
• Best Bond idear me has heard in awhile: make
Sir Roger Moore a 'baddie'! But only if his name can be
Syngin Smythe The II (the only SS related link I could find on the internets... PATHETIC!!).
•
Privatizing Amtrak is much butter idea than privatizing Social Security. What's next, privatizing our privates?
• When did Al Pacino change his name to
Amitabh Bachchan?
• Is there any kind of action figures McFarlane doesn't make?
FLIPPIN' SWEET! [via Pakula Shaker]
• Let them
eat boobs! [SFW]
•
Trivial Pursuit on the decline? Who gives a rat's gas when anybody whose anyone who bones anything already knows that there was no more genius left to be had after Genus Editions
I &
II hit the market. The rest a jus BUNK in the trunk! [via Mustard King of Cleveland]
•
Spamarama [via Brawny Man]
•
The Flaming Dr Pepper Shot From Hell Animated Gif!
• But seriously, when was the last time you took a good listen to the
Tic Tac Dough theme song? [via
Wink Martindale Fan Club Prez, Seltzer w/an H]
• And if you'll eggscuse me, I have to powder my nose (aka Gold Bond my balls) cause I'm off to see the 'secret' BECK show, with a side of pork dumplings!!! BLESS YOU MEGBOT for choosing me (although I am the Thigh Mizzle for cryin out sprouts)!! And bless the fine people who designed this
kerrrazy arsed hotel, where the event is takin place!! Lettuce hope that I won't have to take a poo poo splatter after munchin on the
Pu-Pu Platter!
