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Wednesday, April 13

Is It Football Season Yet?
Part MIXLIX

No, but the schedule for next year has been announced! And although I love watching fooball anytime, anyplace, underwear, I think I may have to kill myself with a lethal tunafish juice injection after watching the Patriots EIGHT TIMES on National TV! But who fargin cares about them, since the team of destiny, aka The BESTskins, are going 16-0*!!! Hey Joe G, how would you rank your squadron of such awesomnessness?

In Gibbs We Trust, Lust, and MUST

Sunday, Sept. 11: Chicago Bears, 1 p.m. ET
Monday, Sept. 19: @ Dallas Cowboys, 9 p.m. ET
Sunday, Oct. 2: Seattle Seahawks, 1 p.m. ET
Sunday, Oct. 9: @ Denver Broncos, 4:15 p.m. ET
Sunday, Oct. 16: @ Kansas City Chiefs, 1 p.m. ET
Sunday, Oct. 23: San Francisco 49ers, 1 p.m. ET
Sunday, Oct. 30: @ New York Giants, 1 p.m. ET
Sunday. Nov. 6: Philadelphia Eagles, 8:30 p.m. ET
Sunday, Nov. 13: @ Tampa Bay Bucs, 1 p.m. ET
Sunday, Nov. 20: Oakland Raiders, 1 p.m. ET
Sunday, Nov. 27: San Diego Chargers, 1 p.m. ET
Sunday, Dec. 4: @ St. Louis Rams, 4:05 p.m. ET
Sunday, Dec. 11: @ Arizona Cardinals, 4:05 p.m. ET
Sunday, Dec. 18: Dallas Cowboys, 1 p.m. ET
Saturday, Dec. 24: New York Giants, 1 p.m. ET
Sunday, Jan. 1: @ Philadelphia Eagles, 4:15 p.m. ET

Pee es - El Hofbergo, pencil me in for the Seahawks game since it falls near the Rosh...

* more like 9-7