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Monday, April 18
• Who said people in Des Moines don't have des taste? Why lookie who won their des Moose Madness shabangalang for chrysler out loud!?!? Her Royal Hotness spelt doom for des Heidi Klum! Mos Des! Not even this alien photoshopping of her face can make her des nasty! [via Thigh Slave/Tr3nt]
• Download the new Stripes' single 'Blue Orchid' [via Scenestars]
• Getty's gotz many a pics of Brandon 'Mouth' Routh as Superman.
• Matzo and Metal: A Very Classic Passover [via Posh & Becker]
• Chess' version of the Malice @ The Palace.
• The two tours I need to see before me die.
• Non-albino to play albino in da Da Vinci Code?
• The premade unused prequel to The Exorcist will finally get a release. So I guess that will be two Exorcist prequels that no one will see.
• And speaking of releases... why re this?
• If yer husband got three Oscar noms for your co-stars, but zilcherino for you, wouldn't you divorce him too? OH my yes!
• Gawd, I wish I was a crack-smoking rockstar.
• Burt Prelutsky (whoever the fork that is) hates on Andy Rooney, by sounding like Andy Rooney.
• Apparently Mr Bean's pockets aren't very deep anymo.
• Gruesome twosome: Maria Bartiromo & Joey Ramone? [see 5th item down]
• I thought I told your granny to stop acting like a jackass in public.
• Nintendo theme songs dunn up acapella Scott Skiles styles!! Zelda's best, game AND song! [via Juwanamaker]
• And if I ran Hollyweird, I'd see to it that every movie includes a scene of a woman soaking her breasts with lemons. Bless you Louis Malle, for getting Susan Sarandon to do juss that in yer Atlantic City. And even at age 28,9321,3, I'd still wanna watch SS turn her yummy-yummy-yam-yams into lemonade stands!
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