Although the exact date is Augusto 22nd, the Family Thighmaster celebrated in lavish style the 40th Annie Verse Airy of our
Toni Morrison Beloveded
rents this past weekend. And by linda lavish, I mean a non-stop eating egggstravganza (Popeyes AND sadly KFC at Pa's request, salami and eggs, cheesecake, steaks, movie popcorn, pork chops, more salami, Laffy Taffy, olives, etc), topped off with a performance by our next door neighbor the Dink, some frisbeeingness, row boating, more eating, and the sirprize that would make any parents love their children that much more: watching 8mm videos from the late 60s to the early 80s on a deluxe edition 2-DVD set created (or authored, as we say in the industry that unemployed me) by yers drooly, complete with cheesy music that only my mum would love (John Fogerty, Tom Petty, Kool and the Gang, Frankie Valli, and Cat Stevens... although Mum admitted she can't stand him... muss be the Yusef Islam shiz bugging her). It was so franztastic to spend the whole weekend wit em, and hear for the 49214956767890th time how they met and fell in love. But all that really matters is that they had sex and created such thumrcredible things, like my siblings, meself, and squash souffle. Ma and Pa, you are
the most important, giving, loving, genuine, chillarious, honest, phun, and beautiful twosome I know. Don't ever change, don't ever get divorced, and don't you EVER never never ever die. I've already got a spot for you both in a frozen six-pack alongside Walt Disney, Ted Williams, and two boxes of
Gorton's fish sticks.
• Whatta twosome part twosome:
Stan Lee & The Best Albino• Whatta twosome part threesome: Courtney Love & Steve Coogan,
are they or
aren't they? Doesn't take much to see that the realtionship of two little people don't amount to a hill of
Francis beans in this crazy world.
• Related:
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children• Whattta boresome part onesome: ZzzzZzzz and Zzzzzzzzz go zzzzzing,
again• Whatta more gruesome twosome than
Ozzie Newsome and Ozzie Smith:
Lohag the I Wurstest I and the answer to the age fold question, what's got two thumbs and likes to f*ck?,
this guy• Whatta jizzum from a twosome part sweet16teensome: Here/hear t.A.T.u.'s latest jingle '
All About Us'. At first it kind o' sucks wurse than
Necco wafers, then when you hear it 7teen more times and the next thing you know, your pants are magically around your ankles. But where's the Russian-language version that I'm sure sounds much more faux-lesbionic? [via
Fid Diddler]
• Casey Affleck turns 30,
pees•
Pinder [kinda NSFW] + whatever
Celebrity Love Island is = where's the first boat to whatever
Celebrity Love Island is?!
• Me need
this. Anyone know where on interwebs one could such interwebbedsthisness?
•
The Dandies play CBGB's Zeptember 14th as a part of
CMJ. Think
Anton Newcombe will be there? Not even if they were the last Dandies on earth! [via
Veggie Boy]
• Travis wants to know what a 'Wonderwall' is anyway, but they needn't bother asking
Noel• Don't flatter yerself
Marky Mark, cause I'm sure Kubrick would
rather work with Anthony Michael Hall than you.
• Madness let their roots grow on their new shiz,
The Dangermen Sessions Volume One, available
in stores Tuesday
. So when be US tour??#!??E~#
• Blur - ' This Is A Low' [
d-lode]
• North Cacalackers
pray for Charlotte Church... maybe cause she's so
G-A-Y•
Peep pics of me and various other peepholes standing in line to see a FREE screening of
Stealth. You'll notice I was all smiles BEFORE I saw the movie.
Then...• Feeping of,
free tix for NYCBOSDCCHIers to re-see
Master & Commander this week
•
See cat jump• What's the 36th result when searching for an image of 'thighs'? The
corniest snap you ever did see!
•
Why do sitcoms have laugh tracks?• The guy who invented CTRL-ALT-DEL
SPEAKS!! [via
Vie King]
•
Man’s Testicles Snared In A Padlock For Two Weeks [via Ceffle]
• And recently I Netflixed the brills 9 Academy Award nominated Sydney Pollack joint,
They Shoot Horses, Don't They? It's about a depression era dance marathon endurance contest, where peoples were so fargin poor that they'd actually endure 40+ days of dancing/slowly moving (with lil to no rest) just to win a couple thous. Some contestants would go insane or literally drop dead. And the mos chilling part of it all is that
it really farging happened [a great read for the shitter]! Anywho, the flick starred Jane Fonda, some fella named Gig Young (who won the only statue for Best Supporting Actor), Red Buttons, Bruce Dern, Susannah York, Grampa Al Lewis, and a quite young and fetching Bonnie Bedelia (althoughski her character was preggers and always in pain). I hadn't thought much of Double B since her days as
Holly Gennero McClane, but was purty darn glad to have my memory refreshed (CTRL-'R') by her subtle hotness in this fyne piece o' cinema. Of course the next stop down any memory lane requires a bit of intersleuthing. The results weren't as grand as I had hoped, but finding some
les ghetto olde nakkid snaps of her was mos certainly not a bad thing. I couldn't find a pictogram of her from
Horses, but here's a nice lil one of her looking as sassssy as ever! MeOWlia Bedelia!!
