Matthew McGrory
1973 - 2005I heard of
tall people living shorter lives, but this is forking forktaculous!! And why is everyone all of the sudden leaving earth, but not by way of crappy NASA shuttles? Can't we make death history like we're trying to do with poverty? Maybe we can all donate money or get Cpt Geldof to start Live Lives 88 so we can bring peoples attention to this death epidemic! Seriously, the mortality rate is 100%. And if we just sit back and don't do anything, nothing will get done and then we'll have to listen to the Beatles 'Something' [
d-lode Harrison/Clapton live jounks] just to get thing the things.
That doesn't make a lick of sense either, so bacon lettuce move on and take a peepy poo at the list of roles our 7' 6" friend had on his resume (better than mine, so no wonder he was employed so often): Tiny, Demon, Toto, Richard Blunderbore, Giant, Karl the Giant, Tiny Firefly, Human Sasquatch, Gaunt, Ogre, Lothar, and what would have been more genius than
Uncle Rico living in a closet in
Real Genius, playing Andre the Giant in a biopic. Good thing the dude wasn't popular enough during the salad days of
Gheorghe Muresan, cause he may have destroyed his career
co-starring with Billy Crystal.
Wasn't that info useless? I think so. Anywayski, in my sleuthagesing for all things Jolly White Giant, I discovered that
Linda Blair got some big ole tatty tangy tazzles tas! [SFW]
Now spread the word and tell people not to die. I'm sick to death of this death sickness!!
