Hurtin' for certain wit out TO and the Priestess? Plug these babies into yer line-up and watch your 'M's turn upside down into 'W's. What do 'M's have to do with fantasy fooball? I dunno, but if you turn it upside down, it becomes a 'W'. And 'racecar' backwards is 'racecar'. Did I ever mention that Mischa Barton is part
luck dragon and so damn
moody?
• QB - Brooks Bollinger at CAR, cause BBs can shoot yer eyes out, and this BB will shoot the lights out... unless of course 1/3 of his passes get batted down like they did in the past two games
• RB - Slammin Sammy Gado at ATL, cause something's GADO give
• WR - Billy McMullen vs DAL, cause the brothers gonna work it out
• TE - Brandon Manumaleuna at SEA, cause I bet he's a huge Hurley fan
• K - Kris Brown at IND, cause the rest of the shitbums that make up the Texans' O have less fantasy value than starting Enron's Ken Lay
• D - '9ers at CHI, cause I like their prospect...ors
and...
[via Wolbagus]
