11. Mar, 2008 
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for your conjizzeration…
the bestest MILF on TV
Amy Pietz
from Aliens In America
t.A.T.u. play first-ever headlining US concert in… Santa Barbara? Pics from show
Mr T Gold Chain Bubble Gum [The Brickhouse]
Human Tetris II [Cruisespanko]
10. Mar, 2008 0 Comments
if you’re planning a bachelor party, there’s only one destination that should come to mind: Amsterdam. it costs about as much as going to Vegas, cept there’s a lot more cheese and Dutch ovens, and the only way you’ll lose your shirt is if you decide to hit up the red light district
a bachelor party was the reason for our latest trip to del Dam (besides seeing our maan Daaaaaan and eating pannekoeken non-stop), which also nicely coincided with TWS dot org’s 4th anniversary. no, we’re not getting married, so don’t worry, the NSFW on this site won’t be ending any time soon
this was our 7th or 8th time there, so we held back on the picture taking. if yer jonesing for mo, take a look at our last trip here. better get yer a$$ over there soon before the coffeeshops don’t allow you to smoke there
we ate at a ‘soul food’ place called Harlem
we were probably the blackest people there
is there anything cooler than a 3D version
of Rembrandt’s Nightwatch?
yeah, the Donald Duck version
entitled De Duckwacht
this building would still look cool if you weren’t high
but we don’t recommend it
wow, a real New Yorker
at the fake New Yorker
next on Thighs Wide Travel?
New Mexico, in late April
08. Mar, 2008 0 Comments
Thighs Wide Shut turns 4 on Saturday
and to celebrate we’re off for some Amsterdamage
see you when the smoke clears!
yuck [NSFW]
Tracy Morgan Wasted on Live TV
ÑиÑечки [NSFW]
Nancy O’Dell is the first ever MBILF
never forget the original American Gladiators
President Jimmy Carter and the “killer rabbit”
movie spin-offs into crappy video games
Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Generator
33 Different Ways To Lace Shoes
Sexual Moments in Video Game History
we discover that Jake Gyllenhaal has encased himself in a bubble to save himself from the Zodiac killer
Прикольные кари&
Matthew McConaughey’s screen debut on Unsolved Mysteries
ye olde Cindy Margolis snaps [NSFW]
100 Movies, 100 Quotes, 100 Numbers
een-batin-for.html”target=”_blank”>Pinder finally lets yer ya-yas out
Thigh Master’s identity revealed!
The Original Human POLE POSITION Performance
Чтобы не мешали [NSFW]
I Want To Ripley The Head Off The Untalented Mr Roto
scary vaginas [NSFW]
Wilford Brimley’s Beetix Extravaganza
we took time out for Time Out NY
he is serious [NSFW]
things almos as scary as Joakim Noah’s face
Wolfman’s Got Nards Turns 20!!!!
Rachael Ray montage of Hmmmmms
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amazing sculptures made from Oranges
Even Better Than The Rhee Thing?
Retro Mall Video: ’80s Mall Arcade Training Tape
watermelon girl [NSFW]
we promise to bring the pain AND the rain in #5
previously…
03. Mar, 2008 0 Comments
Andy Samberg and Diablo Cody aren’t funny
but Andy Samberg as Diablo Cody is!
can’t wait to see Diablo Cody as Andy Samberg
and you could never pay us in enuff truckloads of fried chicken to ever lick this
snot related:
and blog bless the person searching for similar to the thighmaster, but its for the breast
28. Feb, 2008 0 Comments
why are all these peoples smiling?
And the connections doesn’t juss end there, no SIR e BOB! TL Jones & the dude from Northern Exposure saddled up for two boring TV movie westerns that only losers who like boring TV movie westerns saw! Annnnnd… Skinny and fatty were both in The Life of David Gale, another movie no one saw. And then? ZARDOZZZ!!!!!!
what, you found this post as pointless as we did?
NSFWyerFARTSout!!
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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers. You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies. In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process. It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]
caught up on a lot of movies. no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi. You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson. Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]
Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs. It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!! YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!! Why don’t you go […]
The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes! DeNiro is best when he is quiet! Pacino is even bester when he’s loud! And dancing with women!!  Tommy The Tit IS the tits!! Lums!!! that’s what […]
Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!! BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!! THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]
Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox
Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012
104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world. we needed 208. miss you tons Olivia de Havilland. miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us. we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]
Being a father has given me so much. Although for the first few years of this incredible duty and journey, it robbed me of my once great passion of seeing movies. Alas, I pushed movie-going on my daughter about as early as I could, and now she’s beyond game to go, although we’re not quite […]
thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!! (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me. do you? (note – each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed You’ve Reached the Office of […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matter… SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]
Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]
there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]
