Crimes of Passion Fruit
Frodo’s first onscreen love scenes involved spaghetti and our sweetie Leonor Watling, WTFudge? We don’t see any spaghetti here [NSFW], and we wish we didn’t have to see Wat’s (my) precious teets pressed up against young blue eyes/dorkus malorkus. The film where all this goes down, The Oxford Murders, is currently playing abroad, with no US release date set yet. Watling, is currently playing in our pants as we type this
sorta not related: Dildo Saggins pisses in the shower
Lily Allen’s new tunes are, alright, still juss as yumcredible as her old ones
Closing Ring, sure to be the breast movie starring Falkor’s sister [NSFW]
the ins and outs of In-N-Out’s stoopid secret menu. wonder if we can order secret fries that actually taste good [SS Meals]
guess we can delete Smiley Face from the queue
Playboy centerfolds galore from the 50s, 60s and 70s [NSFW]
beards, the finest in German ingenuity
World War II Aerography on Planes