Do yoself a flavor and give some
peepage to the vid for the new t.A.T.u. song that will probably be played 17 times at HRT the IIIrd's Bat Mitzvah (she wasn't born Jewish, but wants a phat stereo and HDTV unit). WOzz#E#@~Ieyowzer!!! Nothing can stop them cause WE'RE NOT GONNA GET THEM!!! Czech out dem higher production values, red-headed weightlossedness, mad slutty actions, and still enuff hotness to make me jerk in a hurry, aka Russian Dressing all over my tossed salad!!! Once smitten, forever frostbitten. Gawd bless VI Lenin and VI Warshawski and Louis the VI!!! [via
ONTD]
• Speaking of all things communist (which btw is the OG FUBU),
Canadians Order to Retouche Maria Sharapova's Nipples... is 'retouche' a French word for making an effective point in an argument, again?
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Happy 50th Waffle House. I'm shitting in my pants juss thinking about your greasy spoonednessness. [via Made of Brawny]
• The Famous (San Diego) Chicken, the Phillie Phanatic, and the Phoenix Suns Gorilla are yer
very 1st inductees into
the Mascot Hall of Fame. But what, no love for
the Bullets' mascot Hoops?
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Ricky G's Extras gets picked up for a 2nd round. US gets its first taste on the BO later next month...
Gay people standing by [via
Leafy B]
• Senior, of JrSr,
DJs in Seattle tonight. Prepare to move your feet.
• Thank gawd I employ
Sio Bibble, cause otherwise how else would I know that Madness' first US tour date can only mean one thing:
KROQ's Island INVASION•
See Thighmaster ACT... as good as Tom Welling [circa 9min50sec in]
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The Trump Blog... almost more uninteresting than
Borekette• Almost wurser than above:
Nike contact lenses [via
Catchy D]
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Games in Pens is the new
Jews in Space Girls on Film
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This kid loves gas [via
Synthy B]
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Omnipelagos•
Puffy AmiYumi Bukkake [totally SFW]
• And if we haven't opened yer eyes and yer thighs to Britty beauty
Rosamund Pike yet, she'll do it for you as you'll be mezslobberized by lil ms unknownbestness in three upcoming flicks:
Doom,
Pride & Prejudice, and
The Libertine. And you'll also see her sideboobageness right now...
