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Monday, August 22

We Serve Crabs
But We'd Rather Serve
Nice People Like You

Gawd bless my newly minted thigh-in-law Made of Brawn-stein (MoB). For not only does he make my sister happier than me at getting 23 HJs and BJs at a Stanley Kubrick quadruple feature, but he's a man's man with a gr8 appetite for life and a huge appetite for food, only sirpassed by the likes of lookalikes Dom DeLuise and Paul Prudhomme. Well, with no training whatsoever, he decided to enter this this past tweakend...


And from what I heard, the competition was more stiff than me watching Heather Kozar (NSFW) taking a bubble bath with Cool-Whip.

Like biggie bigs Badlands Booker

I heard he once ate the state of Montana

And smallie smalls
Sonya 'The Black Widow' Thomas

Who couldn't be beat
with 40 c-cakes downed

But our Jimmy Smits lovin' BMOC, MoB

Gobbled down 15 in 12 minutes (!!!)
which was the most of any amateur
(and 2.5 less than Top 10
contender Crazy Legs Conti)

Way to go MoB. May the IFOCE be with you!!

For more pics, click here

And although this is not related, I'm a lil bit crabby that Moog forked the peace outtage


# We Serve Crabs
But We'd Rather Serve
Nice People Like You