Remember Thighs Wide
Year 1 ? We hadn’t the slightest idea as to what the fridge we were frazzen.
Year 2 wasn’t much different, cept our penis outgrew our ego by something like 20 inches. And so here we here, Year 3. A lot has changed. We’ve gottsen lazyierer. You blame YouTube. I blame Valerie Plame. But lettuce not play the Plame game. Lettuce ketchup on all the poop that’s worth re-pooping!!!
Thighs Wide Herstory
March 8 РTony! Toni! Ton̩!, we did it again! Another year,
another recap , another hit with people googling for weird shit
March 17-20 – we hit up the Emerald Isle , and it hits back!
March 27 – Borat movie gets a release date . We say, ‘Here’s hoping everyone’s flavorite Kazakhstani flushes away the (in)competition ‘. Who knew that it actually would?
March 30 – Alabama Leprechaun fever hits an all time high!
April 20 – we make our first of 3712873712 Lily Allen mentions . And yes, we still claim that we invented her US career dammint! And yes, wer still want to make love to her myspace background ! Four days later, we’re offically in love her music and everything chav !
April 21 – I get to inderectly ask Sasha Cohen a question
April 26 – We meet Kurt Vonnegut , celebrate with non-related mp3
May 3 – Gawker unintentionally rips and pisses us off
May 5 – Peabs returns from his self-imposed exile to give us his indepth take on his Coachella trip, which includes some ye olde fisting of Cesar Chavez with a buckle full of table grapes and a head full of bad memories. Obvs.
May 7 – the Thinker returns from his self-imposed exile to report on the disaster that was the Public Enemy & Ice-T concert
May 22 – we go batty and post, not only a ton o links, but a ton o vids and mp3s from our formative years
June 1 – The Fap Five revolution is born
June 7 – Brooklyn Vegan , behind the Beard & Mustache Championship website , is outted as our mos flavorite website
June 12 – Gorrila Mask frynally gives some Thigh love (see Problem Child )
June 15 – our love of Radiohead ends
June 19 – The Gum & Grambo get EW props, Grambs give props to us , yet our Thighs are too sweaty for print
June 21 – blogging indirectly reunites me with the girl/thighness who’s more adorablerer than early 90s Winona Ryder , and on the same day, Portugal beats Mexico in the World Cup , deciding once and for all, who is the greatestist country in the world , and we return from Aruba, without Natalee
July 2 – we break our long silence on Lohag
July 10 – on – Zidane’s headbutt aninated gif madness begins and never truly ends
July 19 – Pat O’Brien’s honeybunch Betsy, as in ‘Betsy’s so jealous’, has a blog and we open it up to the world … and it closes shop 12 days later
July 25 – we see right thru the lameness that is Little Miss Sunshine , the rest of America choozses not to listen. On the same day, Fleshbot gives us some mornin wood!
July 31 – Mel Gibson is a big idjiot day!
August 1 – After our lackluster visit to the Football HOF in Canton, we decide to rank all the HOFs we’ve been to
August 4 – 6 – we (sorta) hit up Lollapalooza
August 10 – Although Royal Thighnesship interest is at an all time low, we hint at who’s next in line
August 14 – we return to the birthplace of the corn pic
August 21 – yes, we are 400% gay for Chris Isaak
August 23 – our head and our penis’ head almost explode taking in The Quiet , which stars both Cuthbest and Camilla Bellebest
August 24 – fittingly, our mos flavorite TV show of balls thyme, Twin Peaks , becomes the subject of our very first themed fap Thursday
September 8 – football season finally arrives and we correctly predict that the Colts would win the Super Bowl . Take that Dr Z!
September 20 – we hit 3 mil in visitors
September 26 – Aaron Sorkin’s new show blows, and don’t we know it !
October 10 – Lily Allen and the Thigh Master , in one room!
October 16 – the weight is frynally over as we post the The Most/Best – Ghetto/Ass – crazy/beautiful – Local Commercial Ever up on YouTube
October 20 – 22 – Bloomington, IN’s fart intake goes up by 373782397%
November 1 – Ozzie Smith is named our mos flavorite St Lunatic of balls thyme
November 13 – praise Jeebus as Joe Gibbs benches Mark Brunell !!!!
November 14 – 17 – the biggest Don onSlaught on Bond Girls mt EVERest
November 30 – Cuthbest turns 24
December 12 – Wii rules the day
December 15 – our female mascot fetish attracts the attention of Deadspin
December 20 – Underdog movie news
December 28 – Fiery F-er, Matthew Friedberger tops our ’06 music thingamajig !
December 28 – we finally interviews someone! And not juss someone, but LILY FORKIN ALLEN !!
January 3 – In Oder Aus for the ‘007 drops . In all honesty, this is one of our mos flavorite things to drop besides deuces!!
January 14 – Chargers die, Andy Rooney doesn’t
January 22 – Lynch, what the f%ck was that?
January 25 – Falkor’s little sister turns 21
January 31 – The Devil & Daniel Johnston is our #1 pick for breastest flick of the ‘006
February 9 – in one of the mos quietestest dethrownings, we bid adieu to year-shlong reign of Camilla Belle and hola to Her Royal Thighness The VIII, Leonor Ceballos Watling
February 14 –
the Thighmistress survives V-day at White Castle!
February 26 – we hit 4 million visitors AND we get to touch a dildo! but not at the same time
March 2 – 4 – my a$$ re-enters the state of Indiana . Sadly for everyone else, so do my farts
March 8 – Thighs Wide Shut turns 3 and you don’t
Oh Snap…ples!!
Atari Lynx
The Quest for Shamrock Shakes
10 Strangest Lego Creations
10 Top Wurstest SNL Cast Memebers
Brad Pitt
Hoth Olympics – 2014
Miscast 8
Adam Morrison’s Five Stages of Grief
where I’ll be buried: Dublin, OH’s Field of Corn
The Religious Affiliation of Comic Book Characters
Batman TV series onomatopoeia shaz
Double team Shavlik Randolph and Louis Williams
The Finnish Tron Guy
Polish Movie Posters
Ezra Buzzington
Top 15 Strangest Coincidences
Rate My Turban
The Toaster made out of Toast
Hynotize Gif Power
my old MAC
NBA Fotoshop
Luther Vandross Burgers
50 animals driving
Wickerpedia
Anne Sellors only TV role ever is…
Hardcore corn
Avosion XP Pro
¡aciremA nI ylnO!
Mario’s Bullet Bill game
Meat Cake!
What’s for dinner?
Colin Farrell hearts a good JO/BJ
Grading the Career of Tom Hanks’s Hair
Pot Tarts, Toka-Cola, Munchy Ways, etc
Judah Friedlander’s microwave for sale
helpmegetrandomwithladysovereign.com
At least you’re not this guy…
the only Mario Bros animated gif u ever need to see
Garindan or Gonzo?
Melting Ice Pops 1999-2006
There Is A Coffin Waiting For Jerry Lewis
The McFlys
Watermelon carvings
Michael Douglas, human Muppetttt
Espacios publicitarios
Fantazy Land, Alexandria, Egypt
Cats that look like Hitler
Megan Fox Gives Brian Austin Green a Hand… Job
Concert Ticket Generator
Pictures You Can’t Take Anymore
Man Not Found (Dog)
Arcades at the Movies
Stick Figures in Peril
Urinal Scluptures
Iggy Pop’s concert rider
Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru – Special Edition
largest pizza taco you’d ever want to eat
richkotitebangedyourmom.blogspot.com
Jek Porkins And Ponda Baba: Haunted House Candy Hunt!
Quit your Stalin
A BANNER Year
Give me HEAD… LINES!!
Insert Penis Joke Here
He May Be A Demented, Twisted, Compulsively Masturbating Shitbag, But He’s Our Demented, Twisted, Compulsively Masturbating Shitbag
On the menu today: horse penis and testicles with a chilli dip
Passengers Bravely Take Down Plane Showing Big Momma’s House 2
And bloGOD said let there be Lily Allen
Don Knotts, Richard Pryor Team Up For Madcap Haunting
70,000 Beer Cans Found in Ogden Townhouse
So Dark The Con Of Vanegas
James Stewart ‘forced To Bed Hookers’
I Was Assaulted By This Man Who Identified Himself as a Police Officer and Refused to Provide Me Identification, Photography is Not a Crime
A Man Should Look Out After His Family Tagged
Overjoyed Saints Fans Tear Roof Off Reopened Superdome
Detroit man in erotic pursuit of mannequins arrested, again
Rumsfeld Leaves Most Recent Job Off Resumé
NSFW
Mélissa Theuriau
chick with 3 tits
HAI2U!!!1 :)
pizza cock
Mountain Dew fisiting
Jenny McCarthy’s sis Amy
untitled picture
either one wouldn’t be WTFworthy, but together?
Rate My Poo.com!
Hitler muff & Nazi bizatches
Italia GQ’s Top(less) 125
The Kennedy Girls
Encyclopedia of Lesbian Movie Scenes
Christina Ricci tats her tats
Top Ten Female Streakers
Eat shit
Ladies In Weighting
stripper_polaroids’
Video Daily Doubles
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Michael Larson, Whammy’s #1 enemy
A Leprechaun In Alabama?
Errol Morris commerishes
Dazzling Dunks and Basketball Bloopers: The Basketball Olympics
The Wonderful World of 80s Commercials
Jarvis w/ Ali G’s ‘Help the Muthafuckin Aged’ vid
Gene Hackman loves fall out shelters
Got Ayds ?
Rigged Door
Game Six of the 1986 World Series with Nintendo RBI Baseball
Fore-edge Painting
Village People’s ‘Sex Over The Phone’ vid
Worst Music Video EVER
The Art of Motion
1 year in 45 seconds
Re-Enactment: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Crazy German Guy
‘Stop The Madness’, anti-drug music video
Gay Mount Everest
Super Mario On Ice
Paul McCartney making mashed potatoes
get dances w/bear to ‘Crazy’
Mexican Midgets Dancing
Encyclopedia Britannica Boy
Kube’s 2001, in 2001 seconds
Inconceivable
David Bowie learns karate
9 months of gestation in 20 seconds
Mr Rogers meets Mr Donkey Kong
Sean And Mackenzie Astin on I’m Telling
“I Done Soiled My Britches!”
Robotic Mule
the wonder twits!
Corey Haim – Me, Myself, and I
the slow clap
I Remember Jew
Storybook International
Rossie Harris/lil Joey
Yvette from Clue /Colleen Camp
hot-arsed Chloë, circa 1995
Chris Young
Hands Across America
the kid from Charles In Charge AND Arsenio
Junior from Problem Child
Corky
The Encyclopedia Britannica Boy and his NSFW other half
the OG movie Jimmy Olsen
Nancy Allen
Florrie
Danuel Pipoly (Piggy from Lord of the Flies )
Eric Stoltz as Marty McFly
Phoebe Cates
Sound Off
‘Da Gold (Where It At?)’ [d ]
‘I’m The Storyteller’ song [d ]
Damon Albarnpalooza [many Ds ]
EG Dailey’s ‘Mind Over Matter’ [d ] from Summer School
Jolene’ by Olivia Newton John & Apollo Zero [d ]
‘Everybody’s Talkin’ bd ]
Martika’s ‘Toy Soldiers’ [d ]
Orson Welles’ hates frozen peas
Lily Allen – Alright, Steal
the Armand Van Helden remix of the Moby/Debbie Harry jammy jam ‘New York, New York’ [d ]
‘(My Name Is Mahir) I Kiss You’ [d ]
we rank the Bond Themes!
Hall of Fap
PEACE THE FORK OUT Peter David Tomarken Maureen Stapleton Louis Rukeyser TV’s Invasion Paul Xavier Gleason Billy Preston György Ligeti Aaron F. Spelling Ken Lay Red Buttons Lost Boys GranpaRoger Keith ‘Syd’ Barrett Frank ‘Mickey’ Morrison Spillane Guy Haines’ sluty wife Miriam Jack Warden Bruno Giovanni Quidaciolu Kirby, Jr the Planetary Status of Pluto Gwyllyn ‘Glenn’ Samuel Newton Ford Stephen Robert ‘Steve’ Irwin Nelson de la Rosa Red Auerbach Edward R Bradley Jr Volodymyr ‘Walter Jack Palance’ Palahniuk Robert Bernard Altman Peter Boyle, Jr misc many James Joseph Brown, Jr. The OC Arthur Buchwald & Dennis Gerrard Stephen Doherty & Scott Charles Bam Bam Bigelow Anna Nicole Smith DJ The Effin Man Who Gave Us The Wireless TV REMOTE CONTROL & Chief Illiniwek Ernest Gallo AND Capt’n America
Stick Me In The Punitentiary
03. Jul, 2008 
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